{"product_id":"fun-fact-i-dont-care-funny-sweatshirt","title":"\"Fun Fact: I Don't Care\" Funny Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e💅✨ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Ultimate Conversation Ender.\u003c\/b\u003e We all have that one person who loves to share \"fun facts\" at the wrong time. Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"119\"\u003e\"Fun Fact: I Don't Care\" Sweatshirt\u003c\/b\u003e is the stylish, non-verbal way to set your boundaries. Featuring a classic, collegiate-inspired layout with a sharp, sarcastic twist, this crewneck is designed for the girl who values her peace (and her silence).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eBlending the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003e\"Dark Academia\"\u003c\/b\u003e aesthetic with a pinch of modern sass, this jumper is perfect for drafty libraries, long lectures, or Mondays at the office when the \"chatting\" is just a bit too much. It’s cozy, it’s blunt, and it’s undeniably relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e🧵 Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e🚫 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eHigh-Impact Sarcastic Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e Features a bold, \"University-Style\" block font with a crisp, matte finish. The design is engineered to stay sharp and crack-free, even after a semester's worth of laundry days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e☁️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eUltra-Soft \"Main Character\" Fleece\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from a premium 8.0 oz cotton-poly blend. \u003cspan class=\"citation-30 citation-end-30\"\u003eThe interior is brushed for a \"cloud-like\" feel, providing maximum comfort for those days when your patience is thin but your standards are high.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button ng-star-inserted\" aria-label=\"View source details for citation from eBay. Opens side panel.\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e🧍♀️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"6\"\u003eUnisex \"Relaxed College\" Fit – Sizes S to 5XL\u003c\/b\u003e Designed with a classic, slightly oversized silhouette. It’s the perfect weight for layering over a collared shirt for a \"preppy irony\" look or pairing with your favorite high-waisted leggings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e🧶 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eDurable Streetwear Build\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cspan class=\"citation-29 citation-end-29\"\u003eIncludes double-needle stitching at the neck, armholes, waistband, and cuffs.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e The 1x1 ribbed collar with spandex ensures the neckline maintains its structure, no matter how many times you roll your eyes.\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e🎨 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eAesthetic Neutral Palette\u003c\/b\u003e Available in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"42\"\u003eSport Grey, Forest Green, Sand, and Classic Black\u003c\/b\u003e—tones that fit perfectly into any capsule wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e✅ Why You’ll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eBecause your time is valuable and your humor is dry. This sweatshirt offers a witty, trendy way to navigate social chaos with a smile. It makes an incredible gift for the college student in finals week or the coworker who truly \"can't even.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e✅ Save Your Energy:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003eLet the sweatshirt do the talking so you don't have to. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"56\"\u003eAdd the \"Fun Fact\" Sarcastic Crewneck to your cart today\u003c\/b\u003e and enjoy the quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dog Mom Hat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48246703554819,"sku":"sku-49275192836333","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48246703587587,"sku":"sku-49275192869101","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48246703620355,"sku":"sku-49275192901869","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48246703653123,"sku":"sku-49275192934637","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48246703685891,"sku":"sku-49275192967405","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48246703718659,"sku":"sku-49275193000173","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48246703751427,"sku":"sku-49275193032941","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48246703784195,"sku":"sku-49275193065709","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48246703816963,"sku":"sku-49275193098477","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48246703849731,"sku":"sku-49275193131245","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48246703882499,"sku":"sku-49275193164013","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48246703915267,"sku":"sku-49275193196781","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48246703948035,"sku":"sku-49275193229549","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48246703980803,"sku":"sku-49275193262317","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48246704013571,"sku":"sku-49275193295085","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48246704046339,"sku":"sku-49275193327853","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48246704079107,"sku":"sku-49275193360621","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":48246704111875,"sku":"sku-49275193393389","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":48246704144643,"sku":"sku-49275193426157","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":48246704177411,"sku":"sku-49275193458925","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":48246704210179,"sku":"sku-49275193491693","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":48246704242947,"sku":"sku-49275193524461","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":48246704275715,"sku":"sku-49275193557229","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":48246704308483,"sku":"sku-49275193589997","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":48246704341251,"sku":"sku-49275193622765","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":48246704374019,"sku":"sku-49275193655533","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":48246704406787,"sku":"sku-49275193688301","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":48246704439555,"sku":"sku-49275193721069","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":48246704472323,"sku":"sku-49275193753837","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":48246704505091,"sku":"sku-49275193786605","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":48246704537859,"sku":"sku-49275193819373","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":48246704570627,"sku":"sku-49275193852141","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":48246704603395,"sku":"sku-49275193884909","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":48246704636163,"sku":"sku-49275193917677","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48246704668931,"sku":"sku-49275193950445","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48246704701699,"sku":"sku-49275193983213","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48246704734467,"sku":"sku-49275194015981","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48246704767235,"sku":"sku-49275194048749","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48246704800003,"sku":"sku-49275194081517","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":48246704832771,"sku":"sku-49275194114285","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48246704865539,"sku":"sku-49275194147053","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48246704898307,"sku":"sku-49275194179821","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ S","offer_id":48246704931075,"sku":"sku-49275194212589","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ M","offer_id":48246704963843,"sku":"sku-49275194245357","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ L","offer_id":48246704996611,"sku":"sku-49275194278125","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":48246705029379,"sku":"sku-49275194310893","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":48246705062147,"sku":"sku-49275194343661","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":48246705094915,"sku":"sku-49275194376429","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48246705127683,"sku":"sku-49275194409197","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48246705160451,"sku":"sku-49275194441965","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48246705193219,"sku":"sku-49275194474733","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48246705225987,"sku":"sku-49275194507501","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48246705258755,"sku":"sku-49275194540269","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48246705291523,"sku":"sku-49275194573037","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48246705324291,"sku":"sku-49275194605805","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48246705357059,"sku":"sku-49275194638573","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48246705389827,"sku":"sku-49275194671341","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48246705422595,"sku":"sku-49275194704109","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48246705455363,"sku":"sku-49275194736877","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48246705488131,"sku":"sku-49275194769645","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/phishstonesproducts.myshopify.com\/products\/fun-fact-i-dont-care-funny-sweatshirt","provider":"PhishStones Products","version":"1.0","type":"link"}