{"product_id":"hardly-functioning-speed-bottle-opener","title":"Hardly Functioning Speed Bottle Opener","description":"The \"Hardly Functioning\" Speed Opener has a broken beer bottle and burn out mark running across both sides of the Speed Opener. This is a parody of a popular logo, which invokes interests and passion in many. Look closely though, because \"Motor Skills Hardly Functioning\" represents a night out for many more! An extreme night of high octane fuel and burnt rubber is the dream of many gear-heads, so this is the Speed Opener for them!\n\u003cdiv class=\"productbody\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"clear: both; height: 1px;\"\u003e\u003c!-- leave this DIV here --\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-point-box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-point-title\"\u003eSummary\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"product-point\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade of solid Stainless Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted using permanent Kolorcoat™ process\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign decorates both sides of the opener\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-point-title\"\u003eAdditional Info\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"product-point\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 7\" x 1.55\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"clear: both; height: 1px;\"\u003e\u003c!-- leave this DIV here --\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: auto; margin: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Bar Supplies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48310197354755,"sku":"OP-KC-MSHF","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/phishstonesproducts.myshopify.com\/products\/hardly-functioning-speed-bottle-opener","provider":"PhishStones Products","version":"1.0","type":"link"}