{"product_id":"huge-penis-ice-luge","title":"Huge Penis Ice Luge","description":"\u003cp\u003eTurn any celebration into a legendary event with the \u003cstrong\u003ePenis Ice Luge\u003c\/strong\u003e. This hilarious, freezer-friendly mould creates a crystal-clear \u003cstrong\u003epenis ice luge\u003c\/strong\u003e that chills shots and cocktails as they cascade down the sculpted channel. The mould fits most standard freezers, is simple to fill through the designated hole, and sets you up for hours of frosty, laugh-out-loud fun at bachelorette parties, birthdays, and weekend gatherings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor clearer ice, use filtered water. Fill to about \u003cstrong\u003e90%\u003c\/strong\u003e of the marked line and allow \u003cstrong\u003e24–48 hours\u003c\/strong\u003e of freezing time (at least 24 hours; longer for weaker freezers). Once frozen, you’ll have a perfectly shaped \u003cstrong\u003epenis ice luge\u003c\/strong\u003e that makes every pour extra chilled and extra memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits most standard freezers; compact and easy to prep ahead of time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy-fill port and secure side clips for a leak-resistant freeze.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReusable mould – make a new \u003cstrong\u003epenis ice luge\u003c\/strong\u003e for every party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for shots and mini-cocktails with an instantly chilled pour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Use the Penis Ice Luge\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrepare the mould:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unclip the mould and make sure the internal tube is seated correctly with the plugs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSecure it:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clip the mould back together firmly using the side clips.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pour water through the filling hole up to the filling line (about 90%). Use filtered water for clearer ice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFreeze:\u003c\/strong\u003e Place the filled mould in your freezer for \u003cstrong\u003e24–48 hours\u003c\/strong\u003e (minimum 24 hours, depending on freezer strength).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelease the ice:\u003c\/strong\u003e Once frozen solid, unclip the mould and run lukewarm water over the outside to loosen the ice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemove the tube:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pull the tube out from the top of the \u003cstrong\u003epenis ice luge\u003c\/strong\u003e to open the pour channel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParty time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pour your favorite drink through the hole at the top and enjoy perfectly chilled shots as they flow down the icy shaft.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePro Tips for Best Results\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet the mould upright on a tray to keep it stable while freezing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid overfilling to prevent expansion leaks; 90% full is ideal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-chill your bottles for an even icier pour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRinse the mould with lukewarm water before refreezing for your next event.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0543\/0504\/files\/penis-ice-luge-instructions-1.webp?v=1755811803\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0543\/0504\/files\/penis-ice-luge-instructions-4.webp?v=1755811805\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0543\/0504\/files\/penis-ice-luge-instructions-2.webp?v=1755811805\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0543\/0504\/files\/penis-ice-luge-instructions-5.webp?v=1755811804\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0543\/0504\/files\/penis-ice-luge-instructions-6.webp?v=1755811805\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0543\/0504\/files\/penis-ice-luge-instructions-3.webp?v=1755811803\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Naughty Party","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48181096546563,"sku":"CCL0040","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/phishstonesproducts.myshopify.com\/products\/huge-penis-ice-luge","provider":"PhishStones Products","version":"1.0","type":"link"}