If only I could find a magic formula Kids T-Shirt

It requires a lot of drinking practice.

Features

• Available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
• T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
• Assorted colors
• Cheap as hell

If only I could find a magic formula that would help me become a great dancer T-Shirt