{"product_id":"if-you-cant-read-this-speed-opener","title":"If You Can't Read This Speed Opener","description":"Are your eyes fooling you? Or are you really that drunk? Either way, this bar blade is a great way to open beers. \n\n\u003cdiv class=\"productbody\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"clear:both;height:1px;\"\u003e\u003c!-- leave this DIV here --\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"product-point-box\"\u003e \n          \u003cdiv class=\"product-point-title\"\u003eSummary \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cul class=\"product-point\"\u003e\n    \n            \u003cli\u003eStylish and fashionable bar blades \u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e Made of solid Stainless Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003ePrinted using permanent Kolorcoat™ process \u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003eDesign decorates both sides of the opener \u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003c\/ul\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"product-point-title\"\u003eAdditional Info\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cul class=\"product-point\"\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003eDimensions: 7\" x 1.55\"  \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \n          \u003c\/ul\u003e\n   \n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"clear:both;height:1px;\"\u003e\u003c!-- leave this DIV here --\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"width:auto;margin:auto;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Bar Supplies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48309570076931,"sku":"OP-KC-TOODRUNK","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/phishstonesproducts.myshopify.com\/products\/if-you-cant-read-this-speed-opener","provider":"PhishStones Products","version":"1.0","type":"link"}