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Neon Intoxicologist Speed Bottle Opener

Neon Pink

$7.99 USD

Neon Intoxicologist Speed Bottle Opener

$7.99 USD

The intoxicologist branding, plus vibrant neon colors, equals much awesomeness! Check out the different neon openers we offer our cool intox design on.

Summary

Stylish and fashionable bar blades
Made of solid Stainless Steel
Printed using permanent Kolorcoat™ process
Design decorates both sides of the opener

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Dimensions: 7" x 1.55"

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