{"product_id":"off-to-be-radical-left-scum-sweatshirt","title":"\"Off To Be Radical Left Scum\" Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e🚲🐸🐱 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"7\" class=\"\"\u003ePedal against the grain.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e If you’ve been labeled \"Radical Left Scum,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\" you might as well look adorable while you’re at it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"132\" class=\"\"\u003eFrog and Cat Bicycle Resistance Sweatshirt\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e features a whimsical,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e storybook-inspired illustration of two unlikely friends heading out to change the world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s a cheeky,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e defiant nod to modern political discourse,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e wrapped in the cozy aesthetic of a vintage children’s book.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThis is a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"10\" class=\"\"\u003epremium custom-printed crewneck\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e designed for activists,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e dreamers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and anyone who believes that the path to a better world is best traveled on two wheels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s high-contrast satire that pairs perfectly with a protest sign or a quiet morning at the local co-op.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul 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It’s the perfect weight for chilly morning marches,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e campus organizing,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or just making a statement at the family dinner table.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eUltra-Soft Cloud Fleece:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Crafted from a heavy cotton-poly blend with a brushed interior.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s thick,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e warm,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and provides that premium \"heavyweight\" feel that holds up through every season of resistance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eHigh-Definition Print:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e We use eco-friendly,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e water-based inks that sink into the fabric,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e ensuring the graphic remains soft and breathable while the colors stay vibrant.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eDurable Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Features double-needle stitching at the neck,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e armholes,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and waistband.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This sweatshirt is built to last as long as the struggle does.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e🧵 Product Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Unisex Standard Fit (Size up for a cozy,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e oversized \"boyfriend\" look).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Heavyweight Cotton-Poly Blend (8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0 oz).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Political Satire \/ Whimsical Activism \/ Retro Storybook Aesthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp 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