🚽⏰ The Truth, Unfiltered. And Unapologetic. Why make up a lame excuse when the honest (and much funnier) truth will do? The "Sorry I'm Late, I Was Pooping" T-Shirt is the ultimate piece of Absurd Honesty Statement Apparel for anyone who frequently runs behind schedule and appreciates a healthy dose of Blunt Bathroom Humor.

This Funny Sarcastic Cotton Tee is made from soft, high-quality cotton, ensuring comfort whether you're rushing out the door or, well, taking your time. It’s the perfect gag gift for the friend who is notoriously late, the coworker with zero filter, or anyone who enjoys shock value humor. No need to explain—your shirt says it all!

🧵 Key Features:

• Blunt Humor Slogan: Features the hilariously honest and shocking statement: "Sorry I'm Late, I Was Pooping."

• Blunt Bathroom Humor Shirt: Ideal Absurd Honesty Statement Apparel for those who appreciate unfiltered comedy.

• Funny Sarcastic Cotton Tee: Soft, breathable cotton ensures maximum comfort.

• Statement Piece: Guaranteed to be a conversation starter (or ender) wherever you go.

• Unique Gag Gift: Perfect present for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or just because.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because sometimes, the best filter is no filter at all.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Order your Blunt Bathroom Humor Shirt and stop wasting time on weak excuses!