{"product_id":"uncontrollable","title":"Uncontrollable","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's the season finale. The show you've been loving has built toward a climax that is both realistic yet inspiring. Finally, the big moment, and... bzzt. Somehow your child got ahold of the television remote and now, you somehow find yourself watching an 80-year-old try to convince you to purchase a set of 45 sponges. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it's the Bachelorette or The Super Bowl, babies have been changing the channel since the dawn of the TV controller. Not anymore. With Faux Toys' \u003cstrong\u003e\"Uncontrollable\"\u003c\/strong\u003e pretend TV remote, you and your favorite show will be in the clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncluded is a waterproof \"Channel Guide\" which describes the typical TV content in a way which will, hopefully, make you laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStop chasing loose batteries under the couch and stop wiping ounces of saliva off the buttons. With this toy and your kid's imagination, such fun will be created. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith two batteries (AAA), this remote will play music and teach languages. Even without batteries, the fun of pretending is still present!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis electronic toy is not for teething. So, if your baby sticks everything in its mouth and hasn't started imaginative play at all, waiting a few months would be a good idea!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're still not convinced maybe \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-V00O9Pw1Vk\" title=\"Baby Laughing At TV Remote\"\u003ethis guy's argument\u003c\/a\u003e will be persuasive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have some theories as to why babies love remotes, join \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/5-reasons-why-babies-love-tv-remote-controls\" title=\"Why Babies Love TV Remotes\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis conversation\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee our return policy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/our-return-policy\" title=\"Return Policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Don't Play With That!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48045739475203,"sku":"Remote","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/1384\/9859\/files\/BabyToyRemote2048Pixels.png?v=1777655672","url":"https:\/\/phishstonesproducts.myshopify.com\/products\/uncontrollable","provider":"PhishStones Products","version":"1.0","type":"link"}