Why don't you go climb up your own wormhole Kids T-Shirt

It would be more stable than mine.  

Features

• Available in Youth and Toddler sizes
• T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
• Assorted colors
• Cheap as hell

Why don't you go climb up your own wormhole? Kids T-Shirt