If you were bitten by a radioactive spider T-Shirt

Seriously? 

Features

• Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
• Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
• T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
• Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
• Assorted colors
• Cheap as hell

If you were bitten by a radioactive spider and could shoot webs wouldn't they come out of your ass? T-Shirt