You Are The Exit Commodity Tote | insider trading satire, finance humor
$15.80 USD
Sale price $15.80 USDRegular price
Muted, minimalist canvas tote stamped with a faux-official financial seal and a clipped, satirical slogan that riffs on market prediction culture. The design pairs bold, legible type and a sealed emblem motif in high-contrast ink so the tongue-in-cheek message reads clearly on feeds. Suited to shoppers who follow finance news and online debates, it channels market cynicism and stonks-style humor with a sharp, jokey tone.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas (heavy 12 oz/yd²)
- Flat corners — front and back sewn together
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Sewn-in label; country of origin: India
- Available colors: natural and black
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry